Did you ever think of what babies would say if they could talk? I did…
1-I’m going to scream every time you put me down; hold me nowwwww.
2- Where are going? I’m still hungry, more food.
3- Sleep huh? Feed me now or I’ll scream.
4- What are you smiling at?
5- I’m going to cry because I enjoy watching you slowly go crazy.
6- Just because I smiled once at that stupid face you made doesn’t mean you have to do it over, and over, and over.
7- Why do they keep staring at me?
8- I waited 9 months for this? No way!
9- You mean to tell me that she’s hiding behind her hands?
10- Today, I found myself in the arms of another woman.. scary moment.