1- Socks and slippers. WHY???

Socks and slippers

2-Cutout Beach tanksโ€ฆ (AKA Cutaya)

men cutout tank

You might as well wear this instead!

men cropped tank

3- Too many Designer brandsโ€ฆ YUK!

brands

4- Vests. All we see is Tamer Hosny!

men vest

5- Satin Suits. They look like Pyjamas. Suitjamas as Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother calls them.

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6- Too Skinny jeans

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Or too loose

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7- Socks and loafers

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8- Bermuda Plaid Shorts. So 2003!

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9- Too Deep of a V shirt! Cleavage is our thing, donโ€™t steal it from us!

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10- Toooooo Short! Please DONโ€™T!

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