Girls can sometimes act all smart thinking we guys are clueless about what goes on in their minds. Well, here is a list of topics, girls almost always “secretly” discuss during their “girls’ only” outings or sleepovers:
1- Talk about guys and reveal secret crushes to each other.
2- Marriage and commitment issues
“When am I going to get married? How did this ugly duckling manage to get engaged before me? THIS IS UNFAIR!”
3- Gaining\Losing Weight
“OH MY GOD! I put on an extra 100 grams.. This is really devastating” AND here follows the envitable exchange of “dieting tips”.
4- Stalking guys and girls on Facebook and wondering “Is he crazy committing to HER? I’m 10x prettier, hotter and sexier than she is or ever will be.. OMG he’s just a loser. Whatever!”
5- Fantasizing
“Why can’t I look like Mila Kunis, Irina Shayk or Alessandra Ambrosio?”
6- Make fun of people’s pictures on Instagram.
7- EAT everything that comes your way then start whining an hour later: “Why do I look like El ba2ara fe e3lan Labanita”?
8- Ask each other what to write back when texting your crush.
“EH DA? Ahmed just texted me back. What should I say or do I just ignore him?”
9- Whining about all men being bastards and claiming that you won’t get involved in any relationship again (Ay kalam tab3an).
10- Maybe at some point you’ll decide to finally call it a night and actually fall sleep.
