We secretly flirt with guys or ex-boyfriends through text messages too, the thing is, we are smart enough to hide it.
You claim to be a player to your friends and girls around you, although we know how you really are in bed. We just wonโt tell you because we donโt want to hurt you.
We will NEVER tell you how we really feel about your family.
Our best friend knows everything about you. And I mean EVERYTHING. (Even the size of your Pee-Pee)
Everything we say is tricky. We are willing to do anything for you to spill out the truth!
Hands turn us on. Yes, hands.
We compare you to our exes all the time.
We do a little stalking now and then to know who the girls you added lately or how the girl you had a meeting with the other day looks like.
We fake it and weโre good at it, but only because we want you to feel like a โmanโ. (Although you could work harder)
Weโd like you to talk dirty from time to time.
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We think about sex too, itโs not a guy thing.
We are scared you will someday take your motherโs side and turn against us.
Even though we love you with all of our hearts, we still miss the fact that weโll never have that falling-in-love sizzle and spark again.
There’s a reason we keep those crazy party photos from college hidden.
When we have a girlsโ night in, we do not have an innocent pillow fight, no. We do much dirtier stuff.
We start fights when we feel ignored.
We love it when other men want us, itโs in our nature.
We will never admitย any of the above.
