“Jésuitien et Fier”
Despite the fact that I’m making fun of the school I graduated from, we, “les Jésuitiens aka Jazawta” are proud to be part of this prestigious institution. I’m just presenting some flaws and funny facts about it.
1- Shebak el Cantine w howa beye2fel 3ala edena awel ma el Récré tekhlas.
2- Show up late at the door and find 3am Mina preventing us from going in UNTIL “Ma3ak segara yabo 7emed? OR Hat sha2et Foul w ana adakhalak” and suddenly he’s the cutest person you’ll ever see in your whole life and you’re IN!
3- Yeb2a akid ro7t el suez 3ala reglak zay el ahbal.
4- Pere Nabil and his cuteness (NOT) .. May he rest in peace.
5- El Cave w el kan beye7sal fe la cave.
6- Our favorite gathering before we start school at 3am Sha3ban.
7- It’s totally okay that one of the superiors falls asleep during Students’ Union’s meeting while eating a “Foul Sandwich”.. Yes, that one person who used to sleep w sandwich el foul fe bo2o or while smoking a CLOBATRA cigarette.
8- Of course, 3al2et el saba7 wel masa2 men ekhwatna De La Salle.
9- Who didn’t fall for the school’s beauty queen, Miss Caroline. We thought that she’s the hottest god has ever created. Kona 3eyal habla awi.
10- Rafik Marzouk, Mr Mo2nes and his 3aziza, he used to torture us with!
11- Acting silly with our favorite teachers.
12- Best tofa7 wel cocktail that you won’t find in any place but 3am Karam’s.
13- Muslims always wait for “Messe du College” so they can talk about “Sexual issues” with Mohamed Sa3id then play soccer with all the muslim teachers.
14- Our all time favorite, 3am Fraym.
15- Mr Nagui w arset el nipples el shahira.
16- Mr Ashraf, maths. He used to hide his cigarettes inside his Chemise.
17- Ramez Labad and his voice that made every single student fall asleep during class!
18- Who wasn’t that curious to go upstairs? That prohibited floor. “L’etage des pères” .. Tab3an kolo tel3o fel khabasa.
19- Men 4 le 6 every single day as a punishment.
20- Now, we’ll mention some names that will never be forgotten… (Mohamed Sa3id, Fawzi, Micho, Nasser, Ihab el 7adary, Captain Hatem, Hazem Foumanshi, Mr Wafik, 3am Fraym, Karam, Magdy Shaarawy, Mlle Claudia, Mme Mary, Mr Bahgat, Pere William, ATEFFFFFFFFFF, Pere Romani, Rafik Marzouk, Mr Mo2nes, Mr Nagui, Joe Nessim, Mr Barakat, Rafik Attalah, Guirguis, Georges, Cherif Khofo, Wael beih Mokhtar, Pipo Shaoul etc..) I’m sorry if we forgot to mention anyone.
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