How many times have you been in a situation where you’d be asked a question, or need to react fast, but you end up starring blank and buffer for a few seconds before you do anything?
Usually people think you’re either dumb, or really high. Don’t feel bad though, we all go through it. No matter who you are, you’ll have to wait and buffer in these situations.
Combo wala sandwich?
Even if you know exactly what you want, you’ll still stand there for a few seconds till you reply. It’s like someone asked you “what’s the meaning of life?”
3andak kam sana?
“Ana ad eh? I think I’m 12. Wait, no. 18. Did I reach 30 yet? I’m only 23? Wait, that’s old! What have I done with my life?”
Interviews in general
You’ll always be asked very basic questions and basically have a long pause and give the interviewer a long awkward look.
Are we together?
There you are walking around with your significant other, and you get asked if you’re together. Of course, that’s the perfect time to take a while before you answer, and your SO thinks you’re reconsidering the relationship. They’ll probably dump you thinking you’re ungrateful, while you’re just a slow dumbass waiting to buffer.
Ana haddas?
Yup, you’re definitely getting hit by this car. You should be running, but you end up standing there awkwardly waiting for whatever is going to happen.
La2, ana ho2a3 mn el kobry!
You’re happily driving, then a trela betksar 3aleek and you’re about to die – UNLESS you actually avoid it. It usually takes about 10 seconds of buffering till you realize you’re about to die and need to react fast!
It’s the selfie cam!
You decide to take a normal picture, then you open the camera up and realize it’s on selfie mode. You keep staring at yourself and having eye contact with yourself for a few seconds till you realize you’re looking at your ugly face and need to switch cameras.
