For the second time in a row, a Minister of Justice has been dismissed for a slip of the tongue. 

Only a few days ago, Ahmed el Zind declared that even if the Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) himself committed a mistake, he would send him to jail. This declaration earned him the title of Mr. Ex Minister. 

Some people are supporting this dismissal, some other are against it, but below are 7 declarations that el Zind earned one big hell of a boot for:

1. We Can Live On 2 Pounds A Day: 36

Which mean 60 pounds per month… Da combo mn McDonalds is more expensive!

2. Judges Are Masters 

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3. A Young Bride Costs 50 Thousand Pounds 

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Really effective precaution! But can’t the groom just marry a girl who is 24 years younger? Isn’t it cheaper?

4. Citizens should pay 20 pounds for the police forces as security fees 

Isn’t he the very same person who said we can live on only two pounds a day?! Eshme3na el sarf ban hen!!

5. The parents of a terrorist should be the ones sent to jail

Yea, yea wait, I know this series….

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6. A Judge’s Son Will Always Be A Judge 

He declared that no force in Egypt can stop this process, calling it a “Sacred Crawl”!

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7. One martyr = the death of 10,000 Muslim Brotherhood members 

Is this the Minister of Justice speaking or Gazar mn el madba7?