Imagine a world without girls gossiping around, impossible, huh? Most girls love to gossip; it’s almost genetic. Even when they don’t originally intend to gossip, they still find themselves involved somehow. However, when it comes to Egyptian girls gossiping, they seem to follow a slightly different plan.
- Whatsapp group: El nam (aka: gossip) feena bs rabena hadeena
“Nour just posted on Ahmed’s wall; how do you think Dina would react?”
“Dina has just called Marwa and she’s very frustrated; she thought they stopped talking.”
“EMERGENCY! Ahmed and Dina are fighting over the phone now. Stay tuned.”
Does the conversation above knock any doors?
- El bawab is the new best friend
What would we do without 3am Abdo el bawab? He’s a very reliable source of information!
- Ana el ma3alema hena
She usually has power, and manages a team that keeps her updated with the latest news. So be careful!
- Enjoying a3det el tantat
Only a gossip girl would enjoy hanging out with her mom’s group of friends. Those ladies are the best when it comes to the latest news.
- Stalking is an activity. Duh!
-“Do you practice any kind of sports?”
-” Yes, I stalk.”
Every gossip girl is a very good stalker. Gossiping and stalking are a must to get the job done.
- I’m not curious; I’m just.. interested
A gossiper never shows curiosity; she expresses interest and care so that you can spill your secrets easily. It’s an evil plan. “E7kili ya habibty, ana zai mamtek.. I mean okhtek”.
- A radar
Her eyes are always open and the smallest detail can catch her attention. “She just took off her “Always and forever” necklace; 2adi da2n aheh law makanetsh farkeshet”.
- “el mokhabarat” is what they call me
I have an answer to every question, so, “El mokhabarat” title suits me best.
- Number of people I know? Maba3edesh ya jimmy
Oh God! Do I know all of these people? Great! More to talk about.
- Ana? Da ana malak!
Finally, when you get busted and someone confronts you with gossiping about them, you act all innocent claiming that you’re an angel from heaven. They won’t buy it!