gossip

Imagine a world without girls gossiping around, impossible, huh? Most girls love to gossip; it’s almost genetic. Even when they don’t originally intend to gossip, they still find themselves involved somehow. However, when it comes to Egyptian girls gossiping, they seem to follow a slightly different plan.

  • Whatsapp group: El nam (aka: gossip) feena bs rabena hadeena

texts

“Nour just posted on Ahmed’s wall; how do you think Dina would react?”

“Dina has just called Marwa and she’s very frustrated; she thought they stopped talking.”

“EMERGENCY! Ahmed and Dina are fighting over the phone now. Stay tuned.”

Does the conversation above knock any doors?

  • El bawab is the new best friend

bawab-2

What would we do without 3am Abdo el bawab? He’s a very reliable source of information!

  • Ana el ma3alema hena

fifi-abdo

She usually has power, and manages a team that keeps her updated with the latest news. So be careful!

  • Enjoying a3det el tantat

tante

Only a gossip girl would enjoy hanging out with her mom’s group of friends. Those ladies are the best when it comes to the latest news.

  • Stalking is an activity. Duh!

meme-stalker

-“Do you practice any kind of sports?”

-” Yes, I stalk.”

Every gossip girl is a very good stalker. Gossiping and stalking are a must to get the job done.

  • I’m not curious; I’m just.. interested

interested..tell me more

A gossiper never shows curiosity; she expresses interest and care so that you can spill your secrets easily. It’s an evil plan. “E7kili ya habibty, ana zai mamtek.. I mean okhtek”.

  • A radar

radar

Her eyes are always open and the smallest detail can catch her attention. “She just took off her “Always and forever” necklace; 2adi da2n aheh law makanetsh farkeshet”.

  • “el mokhabarat” is what they call me

mokhabrat

I have an answer to every question, so, “El mokhabarat” title suits me best.

  • Number of people I know? Maba3edesh ya jimmy

mab3dsh

Oh God! Do I know all of these people? Great! More to talk about.

  • Ana? Da ana malak!

angel

Finally, when you get busted and someone confronts you with gossiping about them, you act all innocent claiming that you’re an angel from heaven. They won’t buy it!