In the chaotic world of Egyptian emotions, one can of course be brother zoned by his/her crush, best friend zoned and in some cases Iย hear parent-zoned which Iย don’t totally understand, but Iย can pass. The newest thing Iย came across butย failed to absorb by all meansย besara7a is the ‘the French Fries’ zoning. It left me wondering ifย that is when my partner wanted meย around all the time, because that’s how Iย personally feel towards French fries. Or is it that when I’m too clingy w mezayetย lamo2akhzaย fa I’m being compared to the oil rich French fries?! At the end, Iย discovered that it was much bigger than that, and that a lot of us around hereย are just victims of the French fries zone and they don’t even know it.
Here are 6ย signs you got yourself in that crispy zone!
1. Everyone loves you, but you’re not someone’s special
Basically, you’re very popular and have lots of friends but you don’t have that special someone to end the day with. Alike French fries, everyone eats them but they are ย rarely someone’s favorite craving or meal!
2. People call you lots of nicknames
Do you hear a lot of ‘ya batates’ w ‘ya tates’? I think that doesn’t need any further explanation my friend!
3. Strangely, people don’t get mad at you when you’re late as long as youย show up
You usually arrive late, but people strangely pass as long as you arrive with a smile on your face. Your good humor will make up for yourย bad timing flaw. Think it over; you wait in line for those French fries to come up fresh and crispy no matter how long it takes!
4. You’re always the last person to know about anything
Do your friends make plans or discuss personal issues but you always learn about it accidentally, and people just assume you’re okay with that? Just because it’s fine to haveย your Big Mac and Coke and leave the fries till the very end doesn’t make it okay for you ya batates, sa7?
5. Your lovedย ones haveย replaced you!
If the people you cherish have replaced withย another batatsaya, you’re in with us my friend. Remember when Hardees introduced those curly fries and everyone wanted them instead of the normal fries?!
6. You always go with the flow
It should be a good thing that you’re easygoing and coexist with whatever situation you’re in. In this case, welcome to the fries world. If people perceive you the same way they seeย fries going well with ketchup/ice cream or even cheese, think that proves our point lel asaf!
Now that we’ve wrapped up your combo zone, you can still easily take yourself out of itย and jump into another less stressful zone like brother zone or conventional friend zone. If you ever fail to do that, just remember one thing, we all love those crispy yellow fries covered in salt!
