“Super Heroes” have been in a mess recently!! Batman is against Superman, Iron Man and Captain America are instigating a civil war between the Avengers and Spider-Man is unemployed. Things have been crazy and chaotic; where are you Marvel?!!!
We couldn’t just stand and watch this happen without doing something about it, so here is the plan! The Egyptian government is to organize an employment fair for all the Super Heroes from around the world, consider their CVs and hire them if they proved qualified to deal with our own “messy” situation here in Egypt.
Let’s go through each of our Super Heroes’ Resumes:
1.Super Man
Mmmmm….Okay since he can fly and carry heavy weights, we know exactly where to place him….
Superman is officially hired as our car lifter. If you ever get stuck in traffic, just give him a call and he will smoothly get you out of it.
2. Wolverine
His claws could help him make a living by slicing up meat at any butcher shop fil madba7!
Well ladies, if Hugh Jackman took this job, no woman will ever be vegetarian again!
3. Iron Man
What to do with the genius billionaire??? Aha, I guess we have an idea. Since he is IRON man, and hot…
No more wrinkled shirts with a7la makwagy f masr!
4. Ninja Turtles
The Ninjas are applying for delivery boy positions…. You know what? We should say no to this one; we just can’t trust Michelangelo with our food!!
We’re still scanning the rest of the CVs, and will do our best to help the Super Heroes. We definitely don’t want to see them out of jobs w a3din 3al 2ahawi.
I guess we already have enough mess on our own plates, so no, we are not hiring the Hulk.
