It’s pretty simple. You start off feeling heavier than usual, because you know, you’ve been stuffing your face full of mom’s mah-shy and Teta’s Ro2a2 for the past two weeks. No biggie, you can totally reign it in. All you have to do is refrain from eating for a few days. Sounds easy, no?
Preparing
You start with one day where you gorge your face on everything in sight. Because, you know, you’re starting tomorrow.
Health High
The day you start, you’re feeling amazing. The sun is shining, the birds chirping, and your body is fast track on it’s way to it’s healthier self. Things couldn’t be better if they tried.
Wavering Resolve
A few days into it, and you’re not so sure you can take much more of this. Did broccoli always taste like melting rubber, or is it just you?
Mama’s Koshary
Ahh, you wake up to the smell of pan seared onions, and scrumptious salsa. You feel your way to the kitchen, half asleep, and happen upon a big beautiful bowl of carb-overdosing Koshary
Bargaining
I mean, really, how many calories can a mega double whopper have. It’s practically nothing compared to the triple whopper. You’re cutting back. You are. You are.
Giving Up
Life is too short to not load on Red Velvet cupcakes. Hashtag yolo.