New year, new me and all that BS, yeah yeah yeah. We’ve heard that broken record every year, and one of the things people keep claiming they’ll do is to change society. That said, nothing changed. We keep seeing these annoying people, and witness the annoying habits every-single-year-every-day-and-night-and-forever!!!!
It’s time for Egyptians to hold hands and make a change! Change Egypt for the better, and get rid of these things in 2016
1.Soyas
Other than the dude pressing the elevator buttons, there isn’t a more useless job in the universe. Why should I pay for parking in a public street?
2.Qnet and it’s cult
ABO OMAK ENTA W EL PRESENTATION BETA3TAK! From Qnet, to telesales, to credit card offers, to people thinking I’m rich and could afford this million dollar villa in the desert!
3.Construction workers who only work at night
You think it’ll take a few hours to have the wall painted, BUT NOOOO!!!! It takes days because the 3omal are chilling, smoking, listening to George Wassof, napping, etc. I’m sorry, I’m dealing with 3omal at home and work…
4.Kobry October and it’s traffic
I mean seriously! Build another kobry October above kobry October or something!
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5.Broke ass cafes with 50k$ minimum charge
The problem isn’t with the amount of money we’re forced to pay, it’s the fact that there’s nothing on your menu that I could buy with this minimum of yours.
6.Micro-bus drivers and their “mawa3ez”
Without conducting any studies or researches, I’m sure 90% of accidents are caused from people face palming themselves as a result of reading the quotes on the mini-buses.
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7.Kids on a plane
Kids, you’re panicking and scared of planes. We know! BUT WE ARE PANICKING TOO AND WE’RE SUPPOSEDLY ADULTS AND CAN’T SCREAM LIKE YOU! Batalo estefzaz!!
8.People saying “hoa alak fain?”
And those who are even worse and reply with “A2olak w matez3alsh?”
9.The Gazillion annual Ramadan series
With this production money, we could not just overcome poverty in Egypt, but in the whole Africa as well!
10.Finally, Ramez Galal
Just stop.