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https://identity-mag.com/8-types-of-employees-any-boss-dislikes/

It’s payback time, Egyptian bosses! You know what’s even worse than having a lousy job? Yeah, you guessed it right, having a lousy boss. Luckily enough, we have an abundance of those.

 

The following are 10 examples of horrible Egyptian bosses:

 

The Philosopher:

Socrates.. Mr/Ms “I know it all” type; learn from the master kiddos. Talks a lot, wastes your time but still scolds you for not delivering your work on time!

ana faylasof zmany .. et3lmo mny .. moderko Socrates ya welad.

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The Unapproachable:

Acts professional but is never free to talk.

“send me an email.”

– “I did already.”

“Resend it; it must have gotten deleted by mistake.”

– “Why?!! While we are at it, I just want to say…”

“No, no, no, I’m running late for a meeting; send me an email.’

 

ba3atook Guantanamo ya b3eed!

 

 

The VERY Easy Going:

Yeah, this type IS horrible too. He/she has no control over anything; subordinates walk all over him/her; wly beysht3’l zay ely msh beysht3’l; ahbl kda w msh fahem 7aga; does not recognise the efforts of his employees or coach them … msl7a 7okomya awy. This also applies to the boss who doesn’t show up much.

 

The “My Way or the Highway” Boss:

They have to start by saying.. “I decided to ..” not ” my opinion is … so what do you think about this?” L2a Ana el modeer fa “I decided” …  Don’t you have a qualified competent team who has to share and participate in the decision making process?

 

shrkt mama heya to decide kda l wa7dk?

 

The One Who Favours Females Over Males:

You’ll always find a “mademoiselle” paying him a friendly visit in the office, not sitting or standing… heya sanda kda bas .. He’s always sweet, nice and never asks for work….w e7na klab 2a3den bensht3’l

 

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The One Who Will Never Promote You:

Do you do your job well? Good, keep doing it .. one of the concepts ely tgeeb cancer.  As long as you’re working hard, why fire you and appoint a fresh grad  lsa a3lm fehom b2a w asht3’l w la la la. To hell with your career path bta3k da!

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The micromanager:

“Where have you been?”

-“In the toilet.”

“For 10 min?!!!!”

 

They are insecure control freaks!

w 3ndo aw 3ndaha mashakel w 90% single f fadelk b2a ..

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The One Who Takes Credit For Your Work:

He keeps asserting that you’re one team and praises the team’s creativity…la ya basha dy fkrety ANA .. He accuses you of not being a team player;

t2oom masek el laptop w 3la dma3’o 3la tool.

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The Drama Queen:

“-YOU SENT THE EMAIL WITHOUT CC ING ME? Recall AND SEND IT AGAIN yala.”

-“Msh lazem a-recall, I will forward you the email now.”

-“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T CC ME BEGAD -… ”

Everything is URGENT and needs to get done NOW… they’re like hysterical toddlers and probably very single wl fada fash7’hom.

 

The Unrealistic:

You try to explain that it’s impossible to submit all these deliverables by the deadline .. y2olk khleek positive .. wla enta msh positive? Shklk kda msh positive;

Why don’t you be realistic and not overburden me with the impossible?

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