Traveling is supposed to be an enjoyable vacation with some friends and you get to relax and enjoy the new scenery; assuming you’re traveling with the right crowd. You could be having a vacation in heaven, and it all gets ruined by this annoying person who ruins everything for everyone. Here are the types of people you should NEVER have with you when you travel.

 

1-The one who asks too many questions

“Where are we going? When will we reach? What is this place? What are we eating? What are we doing? Who are you? Who am I?”

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Just stop it already!

2-The one who keeps complaining

“Why did we pick Dahab not Gouna? Gouna would’ve been better! I don’t like this place. The beds are uncomfortable. I want to go home!”

Trust me, we want you to go home too.

3-The one who’s always talking

“Look at the sea, it’s so blue! Remember the guy I told you about before, he has a girlfriend now. She’s ugly. Remember when…”

Shut up and enjoy the beach, for crying out loud!!!!

4-The one who’s drunk all the time

“I’m not drunk, I’m just tipsy!”

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I understand vacations are to be fun and having a few drinks won’t hurt anyone, but I don’t want to be around a blacked out person who just threw up on everyone and I have to carry back to the hotel – at 10 am!

5-The one who wants us all together, all the time

“I don’t want to go to the pool, I want to go to the beach. WE ALL MUST GO TO THE BEACH!”

You’re a strong, independent person. Go to the beach and let me go to the pool! It’s a win/win situation and we’ll all have fun. We’re not a herd!!

6-The one with too much historical information

“Did you know that the Alamin war was basically in Marina and 34095834958 people died on this beach?”

Thank you for bursting my bubble…

7-The one who thinks he’s a “philosopher”

“Acid makes you closer to your own soul, you know who you really are when you’re tripping!”

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No, you’re just a junkie!

8-The one who can’t swim, but still gets in the water

“Don’t go in there, I can’t swim. Don’t swim and leave me here alone! Let me get on your shoulder and swim with me.”

If you can’t swim, don’t get in the water; simple as that. Don’t ruin it for everyone else.

9-The one who’s always on the phone

“ALO? HAHA!” *Takes selfies*

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You could’ve just stayed at home with your phone.

10-The one who keeps talking to his parents

“Aywa ya mama, ana kwyes. Haro7 el ba7r w hatshataf ba3d keda”

Yes, it’s important to call your parents and let them know you’re okay, but not every 5 minutes!

  • LunaticSoul

    uhhh taking acid doesn’t make you a junkie? shows how much you know…

    • Raghda A. El Sayed

      Junkie: A derogatory term for a person who abuses drugs excessively.
      Acid. such as LSD and such, are in fact drugs.
      That being said, if you think a person who doesn’t know much about drugs is in a way a bad thing, then you need major help!

      • disqus_PK5OfGp9uV

        I think a person should be educated, I fail to see your logic as taking lsd doesn’t imply that it’s done excessively, actual LSD is in fact very hard to abuse and you wouldn’t be able to do it regularly anyway. The drug itself has no negative effect on the body, and any psychological issues brought on are because the person was already prone to the illness before, it’s been used for therapeutic purposes, and overall really is less damaging to you than a McDonald’s burger.

        • Raghda A. El Sayed

          Trust me, I’ve read about drugs, acid specifically, due to my study of the 70s era. I know! I’m not the one to judge on whether drugs are bad or not, but I’d judge someone who abuses drugs or give himself and excuse for over doing drug. That was what I meant at the article. You definitely didn’t get what I mean, however, you proved me right.
          Have a good day!

      • disqus_PK5OfGp9uV

        Choosing not to do it is fine, but you should respect people who do (as long as it isn’t recreational) it’s been used by a number of famous people throughout history, try and actually look at the studies and research done on it instead of just repeating the bs you hear on tv.

  • Mo Stuff

    oh yay. Yet another one of those poorly thought and badly written lists. Only the hundredth one I’ve stumbled onto today. So creative!

    • Raghda A. El Sayed

      This is an online entertainment portal, just like many other websites online. What are you expecting to find? The solution to the Jerusalem conflict?

      • Mo Stuff

        O! How silly of me?! I actually thought online entertainment could be witty and original! You live, you learn, I guess.