Despite what all the travel sites say, we all know there is nothing worth going all the way to Sinai for except maybe to sit in a resort in Sharm. Seriously, what is even out there anyway?

 

The beaches are seriously disappointing.

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Ras Mohammed, Trip Advisor

 

The color of the water is just so blah.

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Lagona Beach, Dahab, Always Egypt

 

There is nothing interesting to look at while sunbathing.

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Castle Zaman, Nature Travel Egypt

 

Seriously, what about this looks relaxing?

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Ras Shitan, eventtus

 

Can you even build a sand castle out of that “perfect” sand? What a waste of effort.

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Sharks Bay, Trip Advisor

 

Anyone interested in diving should just not come.

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Three Pools, Dahab, Red Sea Divers Intl

 

They won’t find any places interesting

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Juergen Donauer

 

There’s nothing to see in the waters of Sinai.

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Water Life near Ras Mohamed, La Vacanza Travel

 

It’s like the sea life just disappears once it hits the coast of the Sinai.

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Fantasea Red Sea

 

Anyone who wants to do new and edgy sports also won’t find anything to do.

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Kite Surfing, Ras Sudr, Planet Kite Surf Holidays

 

There are basically zero opportunities for wind surfing and kite surfing.

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Windsurfing, Dahab, Memphis Tours

 

There’s just basically no adventure to be had in Sinai khalas.

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Mt. Sinai, Polityka

 

No roads to explore.

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World Biking Info

 

No scenery to take your breath away.

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UPI

 

No natural wonders to marvel at.

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Coloured Canyons, Thousand Wonders

 

No sunrises worth catching.

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Mt. Sinai, Travel Centre

 

The wildlife is decidedly bland and not colorful.

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Eco Companions

 

Magnificent is a word that could never be used.

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Tour Egypt

 

There are no significant historical or cultural sites that add to Egypt.

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Nawamis Tombes, Egypt Villa

 

There is nothing to explore or learn about.

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Qalaat Al-Guindi, Megalithic

 

Anything that might be there is pretty ugly.

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Pharoah’s Island, Global Travels

 

Or really unimpressive.

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St. Catherines Monastery, Ancient Faith

 

Even when you go to the city, it doesn’t even feel like civilization.

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Soho Square, Sharm, Savoy-Sharm

 

The atmosphere is not at all appealing.

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Dahab Lighthouse, Fantasea Red Sea

 

Overall, if you are looking for a great getaway, the Sinai is not the place for you.

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Dahab 4 You

 

Obviously, this article is a sarcastic way to show just how amazing Sinai actually is. It’s a wonderful place that should be on everyone’s list to travel to. The diving is not only some of the best in the region, but in the entire world. The history is fascinating, the views are incredible, and it’s a great place to get away from it all. Happy travels.