Watching a movie is an incredible experience….sometimes. Because, sometimes, you just happen to watch a really good film and it stays with you for a while. Other times, well, you’re up late and you’re nowhere near tired yet so you want to watch a movie that’s not serious and has no plotlines and you find yourself watching something abominable.
Recognize that experience? Then you might also recognize the fact that we wiped these bad movies out of our heads the second they’re over…but wouldn’t it be such a fun idea to remember just 5 of them? You know you’re curious!
Magnoon Amira
You know how we all love Princess Diana, right? Yeah, well, some of us took that love a little too far and it led to Magnoon Amira, the story of a man who is so obsessed with Princess Diana that he goes to extreme measures to ‘protect’ a woman he thinks looks just like her. And guess what? That woman also happens to be a princess with a similar story! Safe to say, this one’s a trip.
5amas Nogoom
Did you know that Ahmed Haroon, Ahmed Barada (aka Hazem from Hob El-Banat), and Dolly Shaheen all did a movie together? If you haven’t, then congrats! You either blocked it or you’ve just found a cringe movie to indulge in. And, yes, Ahmed Barada sings in this one too!
Bel 3araby Cinderella
According to some sources, the story of Cinderella came from Ancient Egypt…and that just makes this movie extra disappointing somehow because, well, it didn’t have the right angle and it faded into oblivion pretty much the second it came out.
But if you have half a mind to check out Riham Abdelghaffour (aka Cinderella) being pursued by Ahmed Haroon (yes, as Prince Charming) AND his dad, then go ahead!
Awel Mara Te7eb Ya Alby
Did we unlock an old channel-flipping memory just now? Because, trust us, that’s the only way you’ve probably seen this movie. It’s just that bad and we’re not even exaggerating. Take all the misogyny, bad jokes, and ultimate cringe in the world and it STILL won’t add up to just how horrific Awel Mara Te7eb Ya Alby was. See, some things were just meant to be forgotten.
5etet Jimmy
You cringed, didn’t you? Yeah, we know. There’s a reason we all collectively wiped 5etet Jimmy out of our memories and not a single person wants to remember it. You know what? If you want to get a taste, just go and watch the trailer and you’ll immediately recall why.
