Have you ever noticed what anger and jealousy can do to your Egyptian family? They can turn them from pure angels to sneaky devils in a twinkling. Obviously, their overprotective behavior of their kids leads their inner crazy genes to pop up, in order to keep them under their guard.

 

  • Meen da ya bet

1-dad

Most Egyptian dads can’t get rid of their “el ragel el shar2y” side until today. Did he see you sitting alone with your guy friend in a café, or caught you speaking on the phone with your boyfriend at 2 am? Then, you and your friend/boyfriend are doomed. Be ready, for the evil plan he’s preparing for you both; he has eyes everywhere!

 

  • Kolo illa ebni

mom

Never underestimate the power of an angry mom! She becomes unbeatable when her little boy drops the bombshell announcing that he has finally found the right girl and is ready for marriage. She would probably respond by: “Oh! Finally, I couldn’t be happier”. But from the inside she’d be like: “Leletha soda eli hatakhdak meni”. Eventually, her “tatfeesh” plan will secretly start with the aid of your lovely aunts. Stay strong little man!

 

  • Elementary school moms’ gang club

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In elementary school, the moms’ club was intended to bring the mothers of all the students closer together to socialize and discuss school related issues. However, the club usually ends up being divided into groups of 3 or 4 mothers ganging up to destroy the others. Their sneaky moves make them look like a funny mafia.

 

  • El gawaza bazet

bye

Did it happen and you chose your parents’ worst enemy’s son/daughter as your lifetime partner? Or do your parents and potential bride’s parents not get along? Oops! Think again please. They will probably become a mafia in disguise, exploiting all possible means to prove that you’re making the wrong decision. Stay calm; you’re foredoomed anyway.

 

  • Ana w akhooya 3ala ebn 3ami 

home alone

How many times did you cooperate with your brother to prank your innocent cousins during family gatherings? Nothing’s better than that feeling of glory after you succeed in executing your wicked plan!

 

  • Ana w ebn 3ami 3al ghareeb

dadahlarg

Family is blood after all. If an outsider were to bother any family member, he’d better watch out. Collaborating with your brothers and your countless cousins to beat that kid’s ass is the greatest revenge ever, right?