Women are the most mysterious creatures on the planet! Although they may sound like they speak the same language as men, they have a different interpretation for every word. Life would be at its best if there was a dictionary defining their most sincere words; it would have actually saved a lot of break ups and divorces. Well, we managed to break the code of some of them. Here you go:
1- Fine “Mashy”
Usually, they use such words to end a useless argument when they know they’re right and need you to shut up NOW “Ekhras ba2a zaha2teny”!
2- That’s Okay
I promise you’ll pay for your mistake; hatedfa3 el taman ghaly awi.
3- Go Ahead “Etfadal”
It’s a trap; abort the mission. I repeat, ABORT THE MISSION.
4- Whatever
A respectful way to say “F**k YOU”!
5- WOW!
It’s not a compliment. That’s her way of saying “Can you be that stupid? Seriously?? Enta 3abeet?”
6- Nothing “Mafish 7aga”
No, there IS something and you need to figure it out fast.
7- We Need to Talk
A flashback in a man’s head le kol masaybo el soda, 90% the relationship will end after this request. RUN FORREST RUN!
A brotherly advice: We don’t need logarithms to like you and understand you. Be straight forward, clear and honest. It’s easy and we, men, like that more.
Thank you.