Dear future husband,
Here’s a message from almost every potential brideย out there. Kindlyย pay attention to the list below and take it into serious consideration.
Love,ย
A fed up Egyptian girl.
1) I’m not “el philippineya” (aka: maid)
Dear future husband,
Please don’t forget that I’m your wife, not the maid. When you come home, I’ll be expecting a kiss, not “fih akl eh” or “ekweeli 7agty 3shan nazel“.
ย 2) Don’t expect me to be your Megan Fox; I’m not expecting a Tom Cruise either
Dear future husband,
ย I like who I am and I cherish myย original natural beauty. If you’re expecting me to look like Megan Fox, I’m sorry, you’re not going to find her in me. Just accept me and love me for who I am, just like I’m accepting you. Trustย me; I’m dying for a Tom Cruise too, but I never verbalize it.
3) Treat me like a lady even when the little “Fifi Abdo” inside of meย surfaces
Dear future husband,
I’m decent and cute most of the time; don’t be shocked whenย the little “sharshou7a” inside me reveals herself during times of rage. Just be easy on me and stand by my side during thisย temporary phase.
4)ย Beraha 3alaia when it comes to cooking
Dear future husband,
I assure you that you’re going to savourย my pasta and chicken panรฉ. But if you’re aiming for 7amam ma7shi and mombar, then remember that patience is a virtue. Thanks!
5)ย 7amaty has nothing to do with picking our kids’ names
Dear future husband,
We’re the ones who are going to name our babies. I’m not allowing your mom to callย our daughter “fatakat” or our son “Ga3far” in memory of her great great grandparents.
6)ย Please don’t stop being a classy guy
Dear future husband,
Our dates will resumeย even after marriage.ย Opening doors for me, bringing me flowers and giving me compliments are still non-negotiable.
7) They’re your kids as much asย they are mine
Dear future husband,
Be prepared to learn how to change diapers and shower our babies. After 9 months of suffering on my own, I’ll be expecting a little bit of sharing. homa el aganeb ahsan menena f eh!
