In a previous article, 7 Notes To My Dear Future Husband, we tried to convey messages from almost every potential bride out there. Today, we’re turning the tables.

Below are messages from every potential groom around:

1) Make sure your father is not Adel Emam in 3arees men geha amneya

3arees

Dear future wife,

I know that you are daddy’s little princess, so he will probably think of me as an outraged moronic who’s surpassing his limits. Please, boost my image and make him go easy on me when I come to propose. I’m not ready to play Sherif Mounir’s part.

 

2) Don’t be jealous of my PlayStation

playstation

Dear future wife,

No matter how old I get, I’ll never give up on my PlayStation. I take my games very seriously and I don’t like to be interrupted; please, respect that.

 

3) Treat me like a man even when the little child surfaces

husband-wife-hugging

Dear future wife,

You know how decent and charming I can be. However, I have a little kid inside me who comes out when I lose a PlayStation game, a football game or any kind of game with my friends. When I come home making a big deal out of it, please stay calm, and listen to me. Never ever make fun of it, even if it seems silly. Thanks!

 

4) Don’t get mad if I forgot our anniversary

anniversary

Dear future wife,

I know how important our anniversary is to you (I swear it means a lot to me as well). However, with all the stress of work and my hectic routine, days pass by and I might skip on this day unintentionally. If for any reason I forgot it, please, remind me gently.

 

5) Men and shopping don’t mix

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Dear future wife,

10 minutes was the longest time I spent in a shop. So please, don’t insist on taking me shopping with you. It really gets on my nerves, and we will most probably end it with a fight.

 

6) I’m not a mind reader

i don't care

Dear future wife,

I swear I’m a normal person; I can’t read your mind. Simply just tell me if I did something wrong. Please, don’t torture me with your silence and your mysterious frightening Facebook posts or tweets.

 

7) Please learn how to cook

food

Dear future wife,

I didn’t marry you to be “el philippineya” or the cook. However, it’s true that alb el ragel me3deto. Believe me, a good meal will make all the difference; it can be a mood changer for me.