The tazbeet process may not be as easy or as straightforward as it seems; it uses certain techniques and strategies which don’t always work out well. Sometimes, they can turn into a disaster! If you’re currently in the “tazbeet” phase, I advise you to take a quick look at 9 Mistakes You Fall For During Tazbeet.

Here are some tazbeet scenarios we usually witness:

1- Let’s plan a “sodfa” date

sodfa date
He saw her, he really liked her, but he’s too shy to start a conversation, what should he do? You guessed it right! He usually tells his mom who calls tante Sawsan(the girl’s mom) to set them up “bel sodfa fel nadi”. Hmmm, believe me the mom always tells her daughter, and even if she doesn’t, the girl is usually smart enough to spot a planned date. Ma2foosha w edmet awi, find another trick!

2- Matygy w ngeeb meligy!

matygy 2nd
You know that straightforward guy who goes straight to the point and doesn’t make any effort to actually “yezabatha“? If he likes her, he’ll go tell her right away, even if he just saw her. Sometimes it works, but most of the time, girls misunderstand him and he gets rejected! Take care guys.

3- May the most “te2eel” win

hard to get
They both like each other, but they don’t show it. On the contrary, they keep teasing one another and act as if they hate each other, simply to satisfy their egos. Most of the time, this love-hate relationship turns out to be fun, or not!
-“enta shaklak 3ayan keda lih enharda!”
-“Thank you for always complementing me! You look horrible in this dress as well!”
-“What!!!” Slaps him
It’s usually the end!

4- Bitch better have my money

money-this-guy-has-more-than-you
It’s the rich guy who always makes it very obvious that he’s loaded. He thinks his money can buy anything, even when it comes to relationships. It doesn’t matter how old or fat he is, you’ll always find a hot young girl by side. Even though he succeeds in getting many girls, he usually fails to attract the ones he really wants, simply because he doesn’t focus on his attitude but only on his wealth, which turns off a lot of girls.

5- Sooma el 3ashe2

soma el3ash2
This is the extremely sensitive and romantic guy who naively uses his kindness, innocence and emotions to get the girl he likes. Unfortunately, he gets rejected by many, unless he’s rich, then the girls might hook up with him for a while (just for the gifts) and dump him afterwards. You should keep your eyes open; some may take your feelings for granted!

6- Ana forma awi and all the girls love me

forma
You know that guy who is always shirtless in his pictures, and never stops bragging about how many pounds he lifted at the gym yesterday? His “tazbeet” strategy can be disastrous sometimes!
-girl: “baby let’s take a selfie”
Selfie taken
-boy: “eh el araf da, el biceps msh bayna, enty fashla fel tasweer shaklek
-girl: “fashla di teb2a khaltak! arafteni bel biceps bta3tak!
And it usually ends here.

7- Kolo bema yordi allah!

last
Imagine a very outgoing girl getting attracted to a conservative guy! You might find her trying to keep up with him by acting pious herself!
“Enty bgd betsoomi kol yum gom3a?
Oops! You should learn a bit more girl!