1- Reserve a double room at the hotel and invite tens of their friends to sleep over.

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2- Make an all inclusive reservation so they can get drunk and eat Hot dogs and Burgers without paying an extra penny.

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3- El Open Buffet, MASKHARA!

A. Emla el taba2 le akhro le7ad ma el akl yo2a3 bas tekhalaso.. bel hana wel shefa ya 7abeeby.

B. Laken temla le akhro 3ashan tedou2 men kol akla 7aga?? La w alf laaaaa.

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4- Lazem nesra2 el robe de bain wel shabasheb w el shampoos wel conditioners ya ema maneb2ash masreyeen!

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5- If there is a closing time for the pool.. Egyptians will NEVER abide unless we call the security w net7ayel 3alehom shewaya “ya fandem law sama7ty.. yerdiky tegebily el azeya???”
10 mins later.. “ETLAAAAAAAAA3”

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6- Ensef el Mini-Bar w egry 3al super market w hat 7agat makanha 3ashan ma7adesh ye2feshak

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7- Mesh ha7kilak tab3an law el Wifi for free!

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