I always keep an open mind to things, and try to respect everyone’s opinions and stances. Something I’ll never fathom though is “morning people.” Mornings could make or break your day, but in almost 99.99999% of the time they just break it. Below are some of the Egyptian events that make you hate mornings, and simply ruin your day:

Waking up an hour early because someone is cussing in the street

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How many times have you woken up to “YALA YAD YABN EL*****” just an hour before your alarm goes off? You heard all the cuss words that you know, and sometimes don’t, before even properly waking up. If you go back to sleep, you won’t be able to wake up again, and if you don’t, you’ll just be cranky for the rest of the day. Either way, the first thing that happened to your day literally ruined it. I could really end this post here, but NOO! There’s still a long list!

Or waking up in general

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Waking up is probably one of the worst things a person has to experience. Well, maybe not the worst, but it really sucks!!

The water and/or lights go out

You’re trying hard to forget all the cuss words you’ve heard, and you want to freshen up. Nope! The water goes out and you’re stuck with shampoo all over your hair. Or the lights go out and you can’t have your morning coffee….

Global warming is affecting you, personally

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Either the weather is so hot, your skin is burning, or it’s too cold, your skin is freezing. There’s no middle way. I mean, what’s spring and autumn?

At least once a week, you’ll be stuck behind an accident-turned-fight on your way to work

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The cars’ bumpers barely touched and instead of a “sorry bro” it turns into a gigantic fight. The other cars, of course, have to get involved, because why not? You’re stuck and there’s no way out. You have to wait at least 20 minutes till they finish their fight, or finish each other. We definitely know it will eventually end up in “5alas 7asal 5eer ya basha.”

You’re late for work!!!

You left your house 10 minutes early, just to kiss ass for your boss but you still ended up coming in late. You text an apology for being late, then your boss asks you to write an article about your sh*t morning, cause why not make it worse?

Day is ruined…

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