I’m sure you can think of many other examples, but here are annoying things girls hate about guys:

Reckless Driving

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Shabab el ‘I don’t drive fast, I fly low’: does speeding really get you there any faster in Egypt? No. Will you impress a girl law bet2fl 3dadak? No (well, unless she’s 15). Your girlfriend’s safety should come first specially since Egypt is amongst the countries with the highest annual road traffic fatality rates. Gaw tshd ya captain awl w tany da kberna 3leih b2a! You know what’s the only cool thing you can do with your car to impress her? Open the car door for her *drops mic*

Druggies

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Say no to drugs. It’s that simple. I feel uneasy around people who take drugs. Drugs mess with your mind and body. Drugs mess with your wallet. Drugs mess with your love life and family. I am only talking about the real druggies; those who spent half their days buying drugs and the other half taking them and their best friend is the dealer; those who have two states, state of being on drugs and state of withdrawing from drugs; it’s just disgusting. Many people like to get high every now and then; just don’t let it mess up your life.

Not Putting Effort in the Relationship

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No matter how many times she said she loves you the way you are and wouldn’t change a thing, she’s lying; girls aren’t straightforward. However, even if it’s the case, it shouldn’t be a reason to be lazy. If she’s head over heels and accepts little, it shouldn’t be a reason to put in even less effort. Treat her the same way you did on your first date. At least, try.

Jobless and Taking Masroof Men Mama

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There is a huge difference between a guy who doesn’t have a job but looking for one (which is fine) and someone who doesn’t have a job, lives with his parents, gets allowance from his mom, drives his dad’s car and has no plans for his career and future. W b3den y3ml ragel 3leha w y2olaha tlbs eh w tklm meen w trga3 el beet emta! Major Turn off.

Shouting and Rude Comments

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Being angry is not an excuse. Being extremely frustrated isn’t an excuse either. Healthy relationships are built on mutual respect. It’s not acceptable to shout or throw rude comments at your girlfriend to make a point during a stupid fight (this also applies when you are 100% right and she’s 100% wrong.) Cursing doesn’t solve anything and causes more drama. You may occasionally slip, after all we are humans, just make sure you apologize.

Putting People Down

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Always trying to put everyone down shows how insecure you are; the attempt of doing so to gain attention or validation is sick. Making fun of people reflects immaturity and jealousy; happy and secure guys don’t do that. Girls take notes of how you treat everyone around you; so be respectable.

Interacting With the Help

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Girls will learn a lot about you from the way you treat the waiter, the workers at the gas station, the house help and even the street children (no matter how annoying they can be, they don’t know any better!). Be decent and polite to the less fortunate; she will really appreciate it.

Table Manners

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You don’t have to be fake or eat like you are from the royal family; I’m just talking about the basics here. Don’t stick your face in your plate, don’t speak with your mouthful, don’t eat with a spoon (please), don’t make slurping sounds while eating soup, hey! Don’t order soup asln! Tip: Don’t go to dates hungry.

Body Odour

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Armpit smell? Bad breath? Please take a shower before your date. Please use deodorant. Please brush your teeth. Keep a pack of minty sugarless gum in your car. You can remember a person by how they smell; it attracts her or turns her off. Smell is a strong sense so always smell good.