Remember singing along to popular pop songs as a kid, thinking they were all innocent and cute? News flash: Most of those songs were actually totally inappropriate, and in an evil attempt to ruin your childhood memories, we will single out some of the songs we grew up spontaneously listening to. Since you’re an adult now, we won’t be needing to explain the lyrics…
Christina Aguilera – Genie In A Bottle
The young and pure Christina was basically teaching the guy how to get into a second base with her.
Worst Part:
If you wanna be with me
Baby there’s a price to pay
I’m a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression (Oh yeah)
Gotta like what you do
Craig David – Seven Days
Mr. David was proudly bragging about picking up a girl one day and sleeping with her for the rest of week!
Worst Part:
I met this girl on Monday
took her for a drink on Tuesday
we were making love by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday
Aqua – Barbie Girl
The whole song is extremely perverted; I have no idea how parents all over the world let their kids turn this song into their childhood anthem!
Worst Part:
I’m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I’m your dolly
You’re my doll, rock’n’roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky…
You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours”
Kelis – Milkshake
Kelis is an official whore who made a song explaining that she charges for her services…
Worst Part:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
50 Cent – Candy Shop
The delusional guy thinks he’s so hot; he made a whole song about how this girl would basically be honored to go down on him.
Worst Part:
I’ll take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollipop
Go ahead, girl, don’t you stop
Keep goin’ ’til you hit the spot (whoa)
Spice Girls – 2 Become 1
As a kid, you probably thought that this song, about true love, was the most romantic ever! But turned out, it was about the Spice girls wanting to get laid!
Worst Part:
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
I had a little love, now I’m back for more
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
Set your spirit free, it’s the only way to be
