Fitness classes are supposed to beā¦well, about fitness! You headĀ to the gym or fitness studio, pay tons of money, all in the hopes of becoming fit and healthy. The reality is, you end up in a small room fullĀ of people with big personalities, and start resentingĀ everything and anything thatās healthy. BelowĀ are the types of people youāll probably meet at any fitness class:
- The CrossFitter
Heās been aĀ CrossFit regular for God knows how long. He’s part human, part work out machine. He makes sure you’re all aware he practicesĀ CrossFit, and that whatever youāre doing is just a ride in the park;Ā itās his āfun class.ā
- The Selfie Queen
Selfie queens could be of both genders. They attendĀ fitness classes with only one goal in mind, to let their fellow followers know they are fitness gurus.
- The one whoās getting married
Their wedding ceremony is probablyĀ 8 hours awayĀ and they think that just one class will make up for the past 20 or 30 something years of lack of fitness and unhealthy lifestyle. They keep interruptingĀ the instructor to assert that theyāre getting married later in the day and need a fast routine, like now!
- The Hopeless Romantic
The only reason theyāre here is to getĀ hooked. If the instructor belongs toĀ the opposite gender, theyāll start making passesĀ even if the instructor is married with kids.
- The Fashionista
Theyāre sportingĀ all sorts of brand names, have full makeup on (even the guys are wearing concealer), and they skip half the routine so they donāt ruin their ‘look’. Somehow, they also never look tired or sweaty. EVER!!
- The Business Man
Theyāre always on the phone discussingĀ work-related issues duringĀ class. We know all about their job, their officeĀ politics, and could even screw up the whole company without them knowing.
- The Stinky People
Theyāre the ones whoĀ make you, not just detestĀ the class, but detestĀ your whole life as well! They have no sense of personal space; they fart, breathe heavily, sweat, and make weird orgasmic sounds with every move.
- The Granny
Sheās so old, you wonderĀ how she even made it out of bed. You think sheāll break into a million pieces with the first move, yet somehow sheās more fit than everyone in class.
- TheĀ Whiner
They just canāt shut up and always complain about how tired they are.
- The Over-Achiever
He, or she, is better than the trainer himself. They are always at the gym, know everything about mostĀ workout routines and are sometimes more helpful than the trainers!