With a lot of fish in the sea, and dating becoming an essential part of commitment, youโll find yourself sifting through a lot of dirt before finding โthe one.โ You’ll feel like giving up from the people youโve given a chance, relate to shows like Sex and the City, and keep waiting for your very own Mr. Big. Here are all โthe onesโ you’ll meet before you really find โTHE one.โ
1-The one who wants to โy2abel babaโ
Or the one who wants you to โte2abel babaโ
You just met this person and are getting to know them, but theyโre already planning the wedding and how many kids youโll have together. Even though it might not sound like a bad thing, reality is theyโre the worst! They only want commitment and will settle for basically anyone who meets their unoriginal standards. Youโre nothing special to them, and never will be.
2-The 0ne who screwed you up
AKA: the asshole
This one shattered your life, and made you have some major trust issues. You felt worthless and for awhile wereย convinced that youโll never love again.
3-The one who wants to marry their mum
Sometimes dad, sister, or brother
They compare you to their family members all the time. Their relationship with them is creepy and uncomfortable. Theyโll never find you good enough because theyโre blinded by their family members, and because of that, their family wonโt respect you either.
4-The 0ne your parents hate
โAna msh fahma 3agbek fe eh?โ
Whatever your partner does, your parents hate it. Theyย could win the Nobel Prize, and your parents would still think they’re aย douche. Youโll eventually give up on them trying to like them, or theyโll influence your decision and youโll leave him/her.
5-The one your parents love more than you
They love your partnerย more than you love him/her, and even more than they love you
They love themย so much, youโll start hating your partnerย and might even getย jealous. Theyโll keep pushing you to marry them, and theyโll do all sorts of embarrassing things that might make your partner freak out and leave. But if you broke up, all hell would break loose on the home front!
6-The one who never grows up
They think they’reย Peter Pan
When you first start dating, youโll think they’reย a mature person who could haveย your child. Then you realize theyย never really grew up. Life is all about fun and games for them, and most likely they’re either unemployed or haveย a dead end career, and doesn’t mind it!
7-The one that got away
And youโll never get overย them
This person was the perfect fit for you, your everything, and everything was great. What went wrong? No one knows! Youโll never know. Theyโll always be the one that got away in your head.
8-The one who never wants to settle down
“Iโm still not ready for commitment!”
Youโve been together for years, you love each other, but theyย still doesnโt want to commit. It makes sense if youโre both young, but when youโre both old enough for serious commitment, it might be a bit of trouble. Theyย never give a reason for not wanting to commit, and youโll eventually get bored and leave.
9-The one who made you know exactly what you want
Whether itโs a good relationship or not
You could hate them so much, youโll want to find the exact opposite of him. And maybe everything was good, but theyย made you know yourself so much to the point of knowing what you want in a partner. But theyโll never be THE one.
10-The actual 0ne
The one youโve been waiting for
Theyย might be everything you thought you were looking for, or surprise you and be the exact opposite. Whatever theyย may be, they’reย the one you want to be with forever. Youโll be thankful for all the people youโve been with before, because now you’llย appreciate “the one” more than you ever would have.
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