Moving out is something 90% of Egyptian guys and most girls dream of; living freely, no boundaries, no rules and no restrictions.
Let’s look at some perks of living alone:
1- Go to the toilet without having to close the door w tab3an Baba mesh haykhabat 3alek w ye2olak el gomla el shahira “Ehhh hatbat fel 7amam enaharda? Akhosh anam w ba3den agilak?”
2- Walk around naked without worrying that someone might see you.
3- Watch whatever you like on TV even if it’s porn. No one, especially your mom, will interrupt your programs to watch “7areem El Sultan”.
4- Invite your friends over anytime you want.
5- Hakol bassal w tom zay mana 3ayez.
6- You can fart as much as you want.
7- You love Tamer Hosny but you never admitted it? Now is your chance to unleash that inner talent and sing in the shower! “7abeeby wenta be3id moshta2 le lamset 2id”
8- No one will ever see your emotional breakdowns.
9- You can pick your nose for 6 hours straight.
10- If you forget your keys, you call up your crush and explain why you can sleep nowhere else that night but under his/her sheets.
11- You will never receive this phone call “Mesh kefaya seya3a le7ad keda? Eh ma3andaksh ahl yerabouk?”