Men, Women, we all lie at some point in our lives but it seems that women believe men lie just a little bit more than they do. 

We asked around and came up with the top 13 lies most men seem to tell…


“I wasn’t looking! I was just checking to see where the bathroom is…”

 Oldest trick in the book! Does it even work anymore? Give it up guys. 

“I don’t visit those websites anymore…”

Your browsing history shows otherwise.

“What?! Of course you haven’t gained ANY weight.”

In the defense of all men out there, this is probably the safest and best placement of a lie. 

“I was the school’s playboy”

Every guy seems to be the “IT” guy back in school. It doesn’t really make a difference! Ditch the unnecessary pretentiousness. 

“No I don’t think your best friend is cute”

If you are dating a confident woman she won’t be offended if you say that her friend or any other girl is cute. She thinks other men are cute sometimes too! As long as you don’t turn this to blunt flirtation! 

“Oh, I’m 24…”

A guy would only lie about his age if he is not interested in a girl beyond a one time thing. 

“You will be surprised…”

Most universally used lie by men is about the size of their manhood. Either they will play the “mystery” card or they will go for an over exaggerated version of the truth. If it’s too good to be true, it probably is!

“I’m really excited to meet your parents!”

It is never exciting. It is always awkward, annoying and a painful experience. Specially the first time or if you have parents from hell. 

“I’m not afraid of dogs, I just don’t like them.”

As if a guy would ever admit that he is afraid of anything, let alone your pet! 

 

“Let’s just talk about this later”

Later means never. That’s all. 

“Yes, I’ve seen that movie! It was so deep. It really touched me”

Both men and women fake interests sometimes to click with someone they like. Men sometimes pretend to be overly touched to show the very-appealing sensitive side. 

“I’m going to sleep. Good night!”

Translation: I am done listening about how your friend is having an affair. It’s game time! 

 

“I only have eyes for you” 

Men’s eyes wander. It’s in their biological nature! It’s like when you look at beautiful bags or shoes, he appreciates the beauty that surrounds him. Maybe sometimes, a little too much.