After Egyptian President Sisi’s heartwarming speech about what he would do to help Egypt, to the point of selling himself, some people got the idea that maybe a fundraiser is what the country needed.

Sisi on ebay

Reaching $100,000 before the post was removed, Sisi is apparently much more valued than former President Mubarak, who only reached $90 when he was put up for sale a few years ago.

Sisi was given the selling description of “Field Marshal, Doctor of Philosophy with a military background, decent condition. Used by previous owners (Gulf royal families), and free shipping.”

Since the post was removed, we will never know if Sisi on eBay would have sold more than these expensive sales on the website.

1. Brittney Spear’s Hair, $1,000,000

Oops, she did it again! Especially since this sale didn’t go through, the legendary popstar was just playing with our hearts. And sorry Beliebers, when a clip of Justin Bieber’s hair was auctioned, it only caught $40,668.

Brittney Spears

2. The Original Hollywood Sign, $450,400

The original 1923 sign was replaced in the 70s, so put in storage until eBay found it. If a symbol of entertainment is where people put their money, then maybe we should put up the entire Egyptian parliament. Hollywood pales in comparison to the endless supply of entertainment we get from those guys.

Hollywood sign

3. Ian Usher’s Life, $300,000

Sisi isn’t the first person to be for sale on eBay, though Ian Usher’s was a bit more voluntary. After Ian’s divorce, he wanted a fresh start. What better way then to make some cash off all that unwanted baggage? And by unwanted baggage, we mean house, belongings, and even his job.

Ian Usher

4. Zagami Martian Meteorite, $450,000

In Sisi’s defense, that’s kind of out of this world. It’s hard to compete with that.Zagami Martian Meteorite

 

5. Letter from Einstein, $3,000,100

We suppose a letter from Einstein to philosopher Erik Gutkind is worth a proper 3 million plus a little.

einstein-ebay-letter

6. 2003 Enzo Ferrari, $650,000

Okay, that’s actually a really good deal. But so is a president for a hundred grand!

2003-Ferrari-Enzo_16807

7. Barry Bonds 715th Home Run Ball, $220,100

That would definitely be an American who bought that, because do any other countries even care about baseball?!

Baseball `barry Bonds

8. Lunch with Warren Buffett, $2,630,000

Because time is money, after all. Starting bids for lunch with Sisi?

warren-buffett

9. Hot Rod from the Movie Grease, $180,100

Really now? Oh wait, that’s the car in the race at the end of the movie? `okay, we get it.

Hot Rod

10. Crypt above Marilyn Monroe’s, $4,600,000

Didn’t get to meet Marilyn Monroe in real life? EBay gave the chance to be next to her after death when the crypt above hers went up for sale.

marilyn-monroe-crypt

11. BBQ Pit the Size of a Bus, $350,000

Think of all the kofta that could make!

BBQ