You know the couples whoĀ have clean breakups, those who stay friends and supportive ofĀ one another even after they leave each other? Yeah, of course, you have no ideaĀ what that is! You hate all your exes, and planned their murders a gazillion times in your mind. The fact that some people stay friends after a breakup baffles you. You donāt get it, and probably never will. You probably hear some things, and witness some situations that your hateful little mind will never fathom. Donāt worry though, you are definitely not alone. There are too many of us out there who also donāt get along with their exes, and shareĀ your confused thoughts.
When your friend tells you about her breakup, and says it went great
How can a breakup go great? How are you guys still friends? Why are you lying to me? I trusted you!
When you tell someone about yourĀ breakup and they ask if youāre both still good together
How canĀ we be good together? We just broke up; how will we remainĀ friends? Did you even hear what I said?
When your friend takesĀ her ex out with you
You’d think she’s invitedĀ him so you two could knock him out together, then realize heās actually out to chill with you. You feel very puzzledĀ and not sure how to react or deal with both of them.
When you think theyāre only taking a break, but the break lasts forĀ years
They broke up, but decided to stay friends because theyāll definitely get back together. We all know that!
*waits for 10 years*
They might still get back togetherā¦
When they donātĀ eventually kiss and make up…
What kind of sorcery is this? How can they not have feelings again? Is this even humanly possible?
When you try to stay friends with your ex, but fail miserably
Seeing how close some exes are, you try to have the same relationship with your ex too. Reality is, it turns out to be aĀ very awkward experienceĀ at whichĀ you fail miserably.
When you findĀ exes attending each otherās weddings
Seriously now? This is just getting out of handā¦