Here’s an internet fact that must very first be made clear: Egyptian memes are everything. Seriously, the amount of awesomeness that lays concentrated in most memes we, as a population, create is insurmountable. That’s probably thanks to the fact that the one thing we’re pretty much unbeatable at is our never-ending sense of humour. One of our absolute favourite memes has to be Kermit the Frog and here are the times he gave us true life wisdom:

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Would you believe kids these days? Our generation got their Nokia phones when we were like what? 12? And we knocked ourselves out playing Snake for hours on end!

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Love is an open fridge door. 

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WHO DOESN’T HATE THAT FEELING? It’s like all of your dignity got immediately sucked out of you thanks to your meddling tongue. Go home, tongue, you’re drunk!

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True fact: time flies when you’re not basically starving. 

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Yeah, yeah, money can’t buy happiness, but I’d rather be miserable with my bum seated on an airplane as I prepare to tour the world, thanks!

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Please start considering me a useless human being the moment you see me texting because I will not respond with any remotely coherent answers to your problems. 

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Don’t we all? If we can land on the moon, can’t we just come up with a respectful way of telling people to mind their damn business? Especially the “mesh hanshoofek 3aroosa?” crowd. 

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Every. Single. Semester. The never-ending struggle of being a college student. 

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There ain’t anything better than treating your single self. 

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Ignorance is bliss. Or as Able Fahita once put it: “mayestahlooshy.”