Imagine a couple of record execs spitballing ideas on the new Shakira video. “Hey, how can we get a shit ton of people, mainly dudes, to watch this new video?” “Hmm,” says another. “Throw Rihanna in and have them writhe in bed together?” Genius. So here it is, in all its click-bait glory, the new video for Shakira’s “Can’t Remember to Forget You,” also known as “Ass-Off at the OK Corral.” RiRi fans should make sure and stick it out until the 3:28 mark, if you want to watch her suggestively smoke a cigar. Honestly, it can’t be this easy, can it?