The fashion world has a very bizarre way of expressing itself. Since fashion is a type of art, many of the suggestions and creations emerging from the industry are accepted and embraced by the target community. However, sometimes it gets way too bizarre.
- Shell Suits
Remember those? God, that was funny. There’s nothing more striking than a grown-up walking around in a polyester multi-coloured full body suit.
- Platform Sneakers
When everyone appeared like they didn’t get over their childhood and looked like they belonged to The Spice Girls.
- Shutter Shades
What is up with that? Just because you don’t want the sun to get in your eyes doesn’t mean you should completely block your vision! What about tan lines?
- Deep V-Neck
The international douchebag landmark. Boys, if we wanted to see your entire chest that often, we would just go home and watch Magic Mike on repeat.
- Gladiator Sandals/Boots??
They call it Gladiators, but I highly doubt you could kill a fly in those things. The amount of time you’ll take to strap these on should be better utilised somewhere else. And again, tan lines??
- Neon Everything
Remember when Egypt’s streets looked like the inside of a laser tag simulation but without all the cool guns? Don’t get us wrong; colours are fine, making them extra bright and annoying isn’t. Your only excuse to wearing shutter shades could be not wanting to see this.
- Peplum
I’m sorry Kim Kardashian, but this makes it look like you grew fins on your waistline.
- Word Jewelry
Perhaps it would be a better idea to make whichever statement using your fashion choices rather than abruptly putting it on a ring. It’s ugly, uncomfortable, and makes you look like you’re trying too much.
We know that ignorance is bliss, but this kind of ignorance to the fact these fashion trends are wholly awful really isn’t.