Nowadays, texting seems to play a huge role in relationships. Sometimes, it’s your main channel of communication with someone. If you like a guy, chances are, you have texted him at some point in time. Texting is not like speaking to someone face to face though; there are so many different types of guys who exist in our WhatsApp world. Here they are:
1- The Missing In Action
You’ve texted this guy hello, constantly! You’ve messaged him to no end. He’s not responding and probably never will. You try and work on excuses as to why he hasn’t answered. Maybe he lost his phone in a sky diving incident? Maybe he got kidnapped? Whatever the reasons you make up, one thing remains clear: HE IS GHOSTING YOU! 
2- The Progress Photographer
This is a guy who’s been regularly going to the gym for quite some time. He wants everyone to know about his progress. Do you see how big his bicep has gotten? He just wants to make sure you know with this text. 
3- The Emoji Lover
This one only responds to you in Emoj. You can send him long texts and only receive a heart or a winky face Emoji in response. This guy is 7ara2et el dam ilii fel denya kolaha; don’t text him if you suffer from high blood pressure!
4- The One… Word… Texter.
In the span of 5 minutes, you’ve received 50 notifications because this guy likes to send EVERY-SINGLE-WORD-IN-A-SEPARATE-TEXT!
5- The Paragraph Poet
You’ve initiated the conversation with this person and received a 1000 word essay with MLA citations in response! This person likes to send very loooooong messages and wants to express everything they want to say in that message. 
6- The Voice Note Villain!
This guy just sent you a 3 minute voice note, followed by another voice note, and now you have to sit down and listen to them… Yay!
7- The Frequent Caller
While texting this guy, he did the unthinkable… He called you! Here’s something you need to know: If I wanted to call you, I would have. NEVER call me while I’m texting you. 
If you can’t stand these people, they’re lucky that there’s a phone separating the two of you or else you would’ve killed them face to face!
