Although the booty is glorified, and having a big butt is seen as a blessing, girls who are well endowed know it’s low-key the biggest struggle ever.
1- Pants never fit
Stores assume no one has a booty, and pants shopping quickly turns into your worst nightmare. You’re willing to spend more than your budget on one good pair of pants if they fit, because girl, you might not get that chance again.
2- Neither do dresses
Dresses don’t fit either. If they go into your top half, they won’t go past your waist and hips, and even if they do, they’ll be super short on you. If they’re supposed to be knee length on the model, they’re micro-mini on you, and that’s the truth.
3- Even when you find pants, putting them on takes 7 full moons
Putting on pants at the store, or even at home, takes ages.
4- The waist, hips and thighs cannot all fit
Even when you do, the waist gap will remain your reality. Belts are your BFF.
5- Knocking things over is a daily occurrence
You might not even be a clumsy person, but if you’re working with a big booty, chances are your a** broke a few glasses and knocked over a few things in its history.
6- Walking in front of people is awkward
You know if you walk in front of someone, they’ll be staring at your you-know-what the whole time, so you try to avoid it at all costs. People cat-call your booty, not you.
7- Making sure you’re the last to walk up the stairs
And stairs only make it worse because you feel like it’s right up someone’s face. *cringe*
8- Running makes you super uncomfortable
Running on the treadmill at the gym or in PE class at school makes you so uncomfortable because you know you’re jiggling uncontrollably, and everyone knows it.
9- Eternal wedgies
Panties aren’t made for you either. Clothing industries, seriously?! You’re neglecting us big time.
10- Being known for your behind
People can probably recognise you just as well with your bootylicious behind as they would with your face.
11- Your friends are reminded of you when they hear songs like “Low – T. Pain” or “Bubble Butt – Major Lazer“
And some might even make remixes of them dedicated just for you.
12- No matter how long your shirt is, it’ll ride up
Being modest is 10 times harder when you’re well endowed. No matter how much you try to cover it up, it still wants be seen.
13- Tight parking spots mean you can’t get out of the car
Or enter your car. You’ll look a lot like this cat trying.
14- If you’re jamming more than 5 people in the car, you’re the bottom lap
If you sit on someone you’ll suffocate them, but if someone sits on you, you’re the most comfortable seat in the world.
15- If you complain, people tell you to be grateful for what your mama gave you
Kim K, J. Lo, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce… okay we get, people love a big booty and squat like hell to get it, so you’re not even allowed to complain.
So you might as well flaunt it like there’s no tomorrow. Big or not, you should always be proud of what you have and how your body looks. Let nothing in the world stop you from being unapologetically you.
