If you’re Egyptian then you probably understand what “talzee2” means. It doesn’t exactly mean cheesiness or stickiness; it’s somewhere in between. We list down a few talzee2 things some Egyptian guys do that are honestly THE biggest turn offs:
1. Wearing V-necks that scoop down to their belly buttons
No, I don’t wanna see your man titties or your one man pack kersh. W ya salam ba2a law sha3r sedro momken yetdafar w mashy fa5oor beeh *gag* Seriously, either shave it off or cover that sh*t up, please and thank you.
2. Gelling their hair to another extreme
2. Gelling their hair to another extremeThis one is for guys who take “talzee2” in a literal way. They use up about ¾ of a gel tub on their hair on a daily basis to the point where you can literally see your reflection in their hair. Not a single hair is out of place; it looks like a solid separate object. What I’m trying to get at is, guys, it looks nasty for a lack of a better word. Please stop doing it.
3. Thinking they can pull off a mohawk
3. Thinking they can pull off a mohawk The gel-gala in combination with the mohawak and you genuinely look like a chimp that just came out of the water.
4. Walking “engagé” in the street
Don’t get me wrong; I’m not a homophobic or anything like that, but the concept itself of walking with your hands tangled with anyone, whether guy or girl, is plain cringey. Therefore, the sight of two guys walking like that honestly makes my stomach turn.
5. Wearing skinny washed out jeans
5. Wearing skinny washed out jeansDon’t do it; just don’t. If your jeans are tighter than your girl’s, it belongs in the trash, simple as that.
6. Putting cigarettes behind their ears
6. Putting cigarettes behind their earsUnless you’re a mekaneeki, you have no excuse to place cigarettes behind your ears. I’m sure there is a table or any surface of some kind where you can put your cigarette down for those 5 minutes; it’s not the end of the world.
