We need not stress how relatively unique the Egyptian mass personality is. This article is about heartbreak, but not just any kind of heartbreak; the Egyptian one, AKA the kinds of break-up whose reasons pose extremely feeble logical justifications of why the relationship should cease. After Egyptian pickup lines comes Egyptian BREAKup lines..
3ashan Msh Hanetgawez/Because We Won’t Get Married
The fact that you’re most likely not going to marry your first high school boyfriend comes as such a shocker for most people that it actually takes them a while into the relationship to realize it. Cause yeah, sure, your 14yo boyfriend/girlfriend, who didn’t even hit puberty yet, is extremely conscious about the aspects of marriage and is ready and willing to spend 14 more years in the relationship with you until he/she is able to marry you. Putting two and two together isn’t really a skill common among Egyptians..
3ashan Enty Shemal/Because You’re A Slut
Aaah, the infamous old smell of slut-shaming penetrates the corners of many Egyptianised relationships so hard, that it actually ruins them. You’ll be surprised at how many teenagers that young have an insatiable desire to objectify, control and consume females in the relationship. This line may have even been brought up as an effect of her making out or sleeping with him. Can double standards get any more double standardized?
3ashan Enta Mesi7y/Because You’re Christian
With a majority percentage of Egypt being Muslims, a seemingly typical scenario goes like this: Muslim girl meets Christian boy, falls in love/gets involved with him believing she will be able to make it work by her out-of-this-earth charms that leave her suspended above all holy rules; girl realizes her charm isn’t working; Muslim girl can’t marry Christian boy for a bevy of societal and religious reasons (all of which have been existent since day 1 in the relationship). The entire situation is so satirically stupid, shallow and irrational; it has left us at awe. The bad kind of awe.
Mama Msh 3ayzani Asa7eb/Because Mom Doesn’t Want Me To Have A Boyfriend
Egyptian moms, too, are extremely unique, being one of the very few breeds who would rather their daughter be alone than with someone she supposedly loves or enjoys being with at a certain period of her life.
3ashan Enty Betgheeri/Because You’re The Jealous Type
However, if the man is the one who suffers from occasional demonic manic episodes fueled by his need to possess his girlfriend entirely (in the literal sense), it’s wholly sweet and cute and out of love!
