Egyptians have a special imprint (or tatch) when it comes to movie making. Identity were wondering what it would be like if we merged that Egyptian feel, with our favourite popular western movies; the result was as follows:
- Pulp Fiction or La7m Rekhees
Ahmed El Sobky, being the commonplace Quentin Tarantino, most famous and relatively controversial director for the under-privileged Egyptians, follows the story of Mahmoud Abd El Aziz posing as the gang’s godfather. He’ll be directing his two wingmen, Ahmed El Sakka and Karim Abd El-Aziz, throughout a spree of drug dealing (Beesa and Bango, most likely). His wife, Ghada Abd El Razek, a former Ra2asa, is a Beesa-head herself, who constantly requires Mahmoud’s regala to accompany her everywhere.
- The Breakfast Club or Shabab El 7etta
E3dadeya troublemakers 3adel Imam and Saeed Saleh are getting their own form of Egyptianised detention in Madraset El Kholafa2 El Rashideen Baneen. The boys rebel on their punishment and jump the fence to go stuff their faces with some of 3am Fathy’s Fool and smoke some Me3assel across the street.
- Fight Club or Markaz Shabab El 3awa2
Abdo Moota is a notorious Baltagy with a passion to create a scene collecting all his fellow bandits together with the baseline of their common hatred for the government and Marassi ad-makers. His associates, Mohamed Saad and Bassem El Samra, who are always high on Saraseer hallucinogenic pills, collaborate with him on launching this Manyal-based fighting squad. With a clear headline of rules, the first being no punching ta7t el 7ezam.
- Breakfast At Tiffany’s or Fetar 3and Foffa
Divorcee Laila Ellwi has a habit of camping at her friend Foffa’s house every morning for a dose of her tasty eggs with Basterma, 3egga and Ta3meya. Foffa’s husband has a crush on Laila and decides to make her his religiously legit second wife. Eventually, Foffa throws a fit calling Laila a khatafet regala.
- Mean Girls or Neswan Menafsena
Boulaq-based Fifi Abdo, Somaya El Khashab, and Abla Kamel (also known as Faransa) working on 3arabeyet Kebda together make a habit of spreading Fadaye7 the women of the 7ara. Everyone cowers before these women, that when Faransa undergoes El Zayda surgery they all show up at her house with 7elal Ma7shi and Mesa2a3a.